Chuckle of the Day - Black Bra

I can tell you one thing that I am 100% sure you won't ever see on my blog...me in a bra only!

Extremely modest and shy would be the best way to describe this redhead. Maybe that's why I love long johns and flannel shirts so much...they cover!

With that said, I read the funniest little story the other day and I just had to share it.

So here it goes...

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'

Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Was that funny or was that funny?! I thought it was really funny and have a vivid picture of the whole scenario in my head.

I'm very visual.

Kind of like a man.

Just in case any men have their minds stuck on the bra,

I'm wearing five shirts,

two vests,

one blazer,

and a long Eskimo type coat to my ankles with a hood

and gloves.



Sincerely your heavily clothed blogger,

Phew, it's getting hot in here!

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