Chuckle of the Day - Leather Dresses

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Beautiful?

Sexy?

Hot?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?


Venture a guess...

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

I bet you didn't see that one coming at you!

Are those lovely, skimpy little outfits on your wish list?

Red leather corset

Black leather corset with mini skirt

Red leather lingerie with g-string

Leather catsuit leather dress

Yowza! Ssssssssssssss....hot!

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Leather is Hot!!!

I love the way that leather feels and smells. My country roots always come out when I'm around leather and immediately want to grab my flannel shirt and jeans.

Leather is a wonderful material that is exceptional when compared to other fabrics.

• Leather is super strong and doesn't tear as easily as other fabrics.
  
• Leather is actually more fire resistant than other fabrics.
• Leather looks great even when it gets old if it is treated properly and still looks wonderful when it is used in a rough and tough environment.
  
• Leather lasts forever! Well, not literally, but it does last five times longer than fabric.
• Leather retains its shape and doesn't wrinkle especially when you compare it to something like linen! Yikes!

Leather is made from animal skins from such animals as:

• Cow
  
• Deer
• Goat
  
• Ostrich
• Buffalo
  
• Alligator
• Elk
• Lamb
• Pig
• Equine
• Moose (No! No one can have this kind of leather!)
  

Enjoy the beautiful leather items!

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See anything you like?









Hmmmmm...leather,

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Celebrate Leather and Dirty Men

Leather is created by tanning animal hide or skin and as sad as I am to say it, most of the hide comes from cattle which is just a fancy way of saying cows. Tanning is a process that permanently alters the protein structure of an animal skin and makes it into a product that does not easily decompose.

Sounds like the opposite of what happens when you become a parent. I think I decompose every five minutes.

That definitely explains where the threat comes from parents that sounds something like, "If you scuff the toes of your patent leather dress shoes, I will tan your hide."

Have you ever heard that before? Well, if not, it must be a Southern farming family thing.

I love the fragrance of leather. The moment I open the door to a leather shop, it hits me and I spend my time smelling and feeling everything.

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I'm not sure if my love of leather started because my mother watched every cowboy show ever produced while I was growing up or because I lived in Texas most of my life where western leather shops became my second home.

On second thought, maybe it is just the vision of a sweaty, dirty, hard working cowboy that entices me to leather.

Anyway...

Since leather is so durable, flexible and can be tanned in so many different colors, it is used in a wide variety of items. I get used to thinking that leather is for shoes, purses and belts, but the uses for leather are almost as limitless as lace.

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Yesterday I had a collection of lace and today there was a collection of leather. I believe there is song about Leather and Lace. That probably just aged me didn't it?






Lounging in my big buckled leather belt with a leather Stetson atop my head,

Sorry cows.

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